HAKUNA MA’VODKA it means no memories, for the rest of the night  (via suchvodka)

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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urbancatfitters:

i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

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waywardswagabond:

thatsmoderatelyraven:

why………do…people..not..take..showers…..

because theft is illegal

master-ulivar-suykes:

born-t0-lose:

Bring Me The Horizon - Diamonds Aren’t Forever

BMTH blog

The other day my mom met my old football coach/ trainer and he said he was kind of mad at my parents for allowing me to quit. He said that I had a big potential when it came to football and that I could be something big.. He even said I was one of the best girls on the team and that all the coaches missed me and still do.. Well, that´s probably because football used to be the only thing I cared about and I wasn´t scared to go running after the ball..

And look at me now, I cant even play football for 2 minutes without feeling like I´m gonna have a heart attack and that my organs are failing.. 

kidspast:

i’m actually a really nice person… until you annoy me

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